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Thursday, September 14, 2006

 

Arch Nemesis

At last, my life has meaning.

I am now Oficial Arch Nemesis to this poor, deluded chap who thinks he's going to take over the world from his super-secret undersea base.

Poor, poor Voltan.

He promises to burn books, but if he comes anywhere near my 'Mrs Beeton's Big Book of Fish Recipes', he'll be feeling the sharp end of my beak, I can tell you for nothing.

Sea base? He'd better learn to swim.

Arch Nemesising is the best job ever.

posted by Pengor at Thursday, September 14, 2006
6 comments
Comments:
You, my arch-nemesis? Pah! You are nothing more than an irritant. You don't even know whether Super Secret Sea-Base Beta is above or below the sea! Ha ha ha ha ha!

Go back to your pool, Voltan hears the zookeeper calling! Time to cavort for the public in return for a few pilchards.
 
I, the famous freedom fighter Bummero, have but one question for you, Pengor "Penguin of Doom", who lives in the ice caps.

Global warming?
 
Fools! Only the Penguin Liberation Army (the real one, at www.plarmy.org!) will prevail in the struggle for world domination.

However, you are welcome to join the victorious Penguin parade.

Beware: The Penguin Liberation Front is not the same as the Glorious PLA, led by his everlasting glory General Pen Nguin. Infidels and traitors shall be punished!

Join the PLA! Who else has an open wiki enemies list? Penguins of the world unite. You have only your obnoxious ape-like creatures to lose!
 
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!

DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,
*~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*
 
Pshh. I'm gonna get you with my penguin-exterminating gravy gun. Just you wait.
 
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6 Comments:

You, my arch-nemesis? Pah! You are nothing more than an irritant. You don't even know whether Super Secret Sea-Base Beta is above or below the sea! Ha ha ha ha ha!

Go back to your pool, Voltan hears the zookeeper calling! Time to cavort for the public in return for a few pilchards.

By Anonymous Voltan, at September 15, 2006 10:12 AM  

I, the famous freedom fighter Bummero, have but one question for you, Pengor "Penguin of Doom", who lives in the ice caps.

Global warming?

By Blogger Bummero, at October 04, 2006 11:59 AM  

Fools! Only the Penguin Liberation Army (the real one, at www.plarmy.org!) will prevail in the struggle for world domination.

However, you are welcome to join the victorious Penguin parade.

Beware: The Penguin Liberation Front is not the same as the Glorious PLA, led by his everlasting glory General Pen Nguin. Infidels and traitors shall be punished!

Join the PLA! Who else has an open wiki enemies list? Penguins of the world unite. You have only your obnoxious ape-like creatures to lose!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at November 30, 2006 5:51 AM  

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!

DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,
*~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*

By Anonymous Anonymous, at March 24, 2007 8:30 AM  

Pshh. I'm gonna get you with my penguin-exterminating gravy gun. Just you wait.

By Blogger Gravy Lady, at December 06, 2007 4:00 PM  

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