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Tuesday, October 04, 2005


Another blow for Penguin Liberation

A raid on the Britain's largest vinegar factory next door to Windscale nuclear power station as part of our ongoing campaign to liberate fish supplies from you, the flat-faced, featherless human oppressors of penguin-kind.

A total success for the cause, with Mr Flippers acquitting himself superbly with a fierce peck to the bollocks on the security guard, allowing free reign to do our work. Let's put it this way - we couldn't find the gents lav, and believe you me, you wouldn't want vinegar on your fish and chips for the time being.

Also: I wouldn't have the tartare sauce either, if I were you.

posted by Pengor at Tuesday, October 04, 2005
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