Pengor: Penguin of Doom

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Tuesday, November 09, 2004


Skint, again

I write this from a cardboard box in the middle of the Weymouth Rubbish Tip. The price of mock fish (sole trader: Pengor World Incorporated) has gone through the floor after it somehow got out that we are peddling baby poop to the fast food restaurants of the world.

All of a sudden, we've gone from multi-squillionaire entrepreneurs to down-and-outs living off mock fish in the rough end of town.

My only hope is that some nice chap from a company called Halliburton is going to take a job lot off our flippers to feed to the brave troops in Iraq, twenty grand a ton, a crate of Stinger missiles for the Penguin Liberation Army* and no questions asked. God bless you Mr Cheney, and a clear lesson that cheats really do prosper.

* We told him that Polar Bears are a front organisation for Al Qaeda and he believed us. SUCKER!

posted by Pengor at Tuesday, November 09, 2004
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