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Monday, November 22, 2004


Merry Fishmas!

Yes puny humans - it's that time of year again!

November 22nd and Father Fishmas comes down the chimney and leaves fishs for all the good little penguins to celebrate something that's probably a lot to do with fish.

The observant amongst you will already have noticed that your average penguin on the ice cap doesn't tend to have a chimney on his nest, but that doesn't stop them from spending several weeks building one out of sea-weed, kelp and penguin poop, just so they won't be disappointed when Father Fishmas comes to visit.

Penguins who have been bad aren't so lucky. They can expect a Fishmas stocking filled with a giant squid with a huge googly eye that won't stop staring at you. And a crab. One of those big spiky bulletpoof Japanese ones with googly eyes and claws that won't let go of your beak.

Guess what I got, and I'd hardly been evil at all this year, apart from that business with the United Nations and the gun that fires raw eels at people. Mrs Pengor - the lovely Gloria Fishfinger - is on the phone to the Italian restaurant as we speak.

posted by Pengor at Monday, November 22, 2004
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