Pengor: Penguin of Doom

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Friday, October 08, 2004


Mock Fish, again

Another blow for the Penguin Liberation Army (Officials)! With the world supply of mock fish gleaned from refrigerator door gunk already drying up thanks to you puny humans' never-ending appetite for Fillet-o-Fish, we have since discovered a new source for the stuff.

Waddling round the local dump looking for my contact lenses, I stumbling across what appears to be an endless supply, ready packed in small, perfumed plastic bags, and indistinguishable from the real thing. Mock Fish! Tons and tons of it! The answer to our prayers and a veritable goldmine for the undiscerning supplier to the restaurant trade.

Mr Pampers and Mr Huggies - the penguin army salutes you!

posted by Pengor at Friday, October 08, 2004
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