Pengor: Penguin of Doom

Greetings puny humans. You are reading the day-to-day account of one super-intelligent penguin's attempts to take over the world and free the oppressed penguin masses. Penguin Liberation or death! Send more money and fish.





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Wednesday, September 29, 2004

 

Fish: An appreciation

Greetings puny humans! Let me tell you how much I love fish. A lot, that's how much.

I love fish, they're grate, and I will fight till the last breath in my sleek, feathery body for a penguin's right to piscean comestibles.

Big fishs, little fishs, fat fishs, spiky fishs, fishy fish fish fish fish fish. Deep fried.

To this end, are elite fighters of the Penguin Liberation Army (Officials) have gained control of the world's entire McDonalds Fillet-o-fish supply, and have replaced it with mock fish.

Mock fish made of that grey stuff you find growing in fridge doors.

Nobody has noticed.

 


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