Pengor: Penguin of Doom

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Friday, May 07, 2004


Penguin of Death

This is the kind of penguin we need in the Penguin Liberation Army (Officials) if we're ever to get out of pokey and beat The Man at his own game.

With this deadly bullet-proof penguin on our side, it is only a matter of time and expensive Penguin of Death fees before the world is ours. Send him money and fish, or I fear I shall be stuck here forever on this stale bread and water diet. Stale water. How do they manage it?

posted by Pengor at Friday, May 07, 2004
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