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Friday, April 30, 2004

 

Still in the Jug

How's a penguin supposed to take over the world locked up eighteen hours a day at Belmarsh Prison with some bloke wo claims he's the only twenty stone man to have ridden a derby winner? If I hadn't been born flightless I would have got out of here days ago, and flippers are just frankly shit for digging an escape tunnel. We only get fish here every Tuesday - this is intolerable. Now I know what drove Jeffrey Archer mad.

There will be hell to pay when I get out of here, you mark my words. Only another twenty-seven years to go.

posted by Pengor at Friday, April 30, 2004
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