Pengor: Penguin of Doom

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Sunday, April 18, 2004

 

Nicked

So I said to the Judge, "You're nothing but a tool of the human repression of penguin-kind. How can it be theft if those fish were lying around in the shop window, just asking for us to take them? Hang on, that's a wig, isn't it?", and he gave me an extra seven days in the jug. Punk.

Bretheren! Let us not be downhearted! Look on the bright side of this fiasco - no one dropped the soap in the showers, and we have forged important connections with the criminal underworld - the causes of Penguin and Stoat Liberation are now as one!

I am now a genuine jailbird, just like all the great revolutionary leaders, like Nelson Mandela, Lech Walesa and ...err... Adolf Hitler. And I bet Nelson never had to share his cell with a bunch of Pygmy Shrews involved in an illegal immigration racket.

posted by Pengor at Sunday, April 18, 2004
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