Pengor: Penguin of Doom

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Tuesday, March 16, 2004



All quiet on the Penguin Front. Not that we haven't been busy. The lads are out on exercise with the spaceship, the dirty bomb (that's the one that's filled with used underwear and goes off in the proximity of Benny Hill) and our brand new gun that turns dog crap into fish.

Along with our death ray that turns traffic bollards into pole dancers, it won't be long before the Penguin Army will be martching into a town near you with fish that smell like turds (it's a design flaw that we might need to sort out soon) and buxom young ladies in improbable clothing.

It's all top secret though, so don't go telling anyone, least of all my Mrs.

posted by Pengor at Tuesday, March 16, 2004
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