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Tuesday, January 27, 2004


The Undiscovered Country

Problems with the Klingon Bird of Prey we snaffled last week.

Number one: The Klingons want it back. Somehow they do not appreciate the phrase "hire purchase". Which is a load of bollocks if you ask me - we saved up Green Shield Stamps for years to try to get one, and they don't accept them on Kronos.

Number Two: The Romulans take grave exception to the Spirit of Fish flying around in "their" space, the great bunch of pointy-eared pooves. Just wait until we get our gun that turns them into IKEA coffee tables working, then they'll be laughing out of the other side of their drinks mats.

Number Three: Captain Kirk. What a tart. Look wiggy, just leave it alone, will ya?

Christ on a bike, we haven't even managed to get the thing home yet and the whole universe is out to get us.

And when we do, we'll be beaming up whales, just like in the movie, and then.... dinner is served!

posted by Pengor at Tuesday, January 27, 2004
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