Pengor: Penguin of Doom

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Monday, January 19, 2004



Today, the Penguin Liberaton Army took delivery of its latest bit of equipment. A Klingon Bird of Prey, complete with cloaking device, photon torpedos and a big gun that turns our enemies into IKEA coffee tables.

The only problem we have is that our only source of dilithium crystals comes from distilling polar bears' piss and mixing it with diced up members of the Young Conservatives. The polar bears I can just about live with, it's the Tories that really turn my stomach.

Ah well, the price we have to pay for the revolution.

posted by Pengor at Monday, January 19, 2004
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