Pengor: Penguin of Doom

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Thursday, January 15, 2004


The BIG Question

Why do penguins live at the South Pole and Polar Bears at the North?

Look, it's simple. They're a bunch of bastards with no table manners and questionable personal hygiene. I'd rather have sex with a walrus that be seen with Mr Hairy with half a Canadian seal clubber still stuck between his teeth.

Did I say they were a bunch of bastards?

posted by Pengor at Thursday, January 15, 2004
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