Pengor: Penguin of Doom

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Monday, January 05, 2004



Oh Jebus, what a New Year that was. Not only are we banned from the Ming Wah Chinese restaurant (again), but we've gone and got ourselves banned from the Club Fish forever. You know the story by now - drink, drink, drink, sweet young puffins at the bar, Gloria Fishfinger gets the wrong idea when I suggest a fun three-in-a-nest, drink, drink, drink, guns get involved, and it was downhill from there.

Still, after a night in the cells, she seems to have cooled down a bit. Women, eh? Can't take a joke.

posted by Pengor at Monday, January 05, 2004
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