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Thursday, December 11, 2003

 

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I hereby declare that countries opposed to our totally legal invasion of the United States of America, and subsequent toppling of the puppet Bush regime will be excluded from bidding for contracts in the reconstruction of this shattered, plundered nation.

No! We shall go it alone pulling down McDonalds restaurants and branches of Wal*Mart, replacing them with good wholesome and patriotic Fish and Chip shops, and licenced outlets selling pickled onions. That'll teach those polar bear bastards for vetoing us in the United Nations.

 


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