Pengor: Penguin of Doom

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Friday, December 19, 2003



It's no good, dear readers. We got thoroughly bollocksed last night at the PLA(O) Christmas Party on Babychams, and the revolution is off until I can get this chainsaw out of my head.

The whole thing was the most disgusting spectacle. We started with a rather sedate meal at the Ming Wah Chinese Restaurant (resisting the lure of Wimpy's over the road), one thing led to another - or rather a prolonged session in the Black Dog led to a night of hedonism at the Club Fish - and the fighting capacity of the Penguin Army has been reduced to zero at least for the forseeable future.

Furthermore, I am disgusted by the behaviour of Miss Gloria Fishfinger, who, as you all know, is not my girlfriend, after her striptease act at four in the morning. Honestly, you can't take her anywhere, and the fines have completely wiped out our fighting fund.

Once we've all sobered up, it looks like a prolonged fund-raising and training regime for our lads. 2004 will be the year of the Great Penguin Revolution, you mark my words. You puny humans won't know what hit you. Here's a clue: wet fish.

Until my forthcoming presidential address, I bid you a Happy Christmas and a fishy New Year.

posted by Pengor at Friday, December 19, 2003
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