Pengor: Penguin of Doom

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Friday, November 14, 2003



Good grief, there's another Penguin Liberation Army out there. Let me be the first to point out that they have absolutely no affiliation with ourselves, the Penguin Liberation Army (Officials), after our highly publicised falling out over the correct method of prizing limpets off rocks. Splitters!

And while we're at it, we've got nothing to do with those bastards from the Penguin Liberation Front. Splitters.

And don't get me started on the Penguin Popular Front. Bloody splitters.

Stick with us, puny human, we are the only organisation the follows the one true path to Penguin Liberation. Free guns, fish and photo of the lovely Gloria Fishfinger (who I'm not going out with) in her scanties for every member!

posted by Pengor at Friday, November 14, 2003
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