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Saturday, November 15, 2003


The Furtive Season

The puny humans at Web User magazine asked me to do something for their bloggers' Twelve Days of Christmas feature. I wrote them a pome.

Six Evil Penguins

On the sixth day, they came to my house
Demanding fish, booze and money with menaces.
They pecked at the cat and worried the dog
And left feathers all over the lounge.
Now the TV remote’s gone and I can’t go online
Because they’re googling for red hot rude chicks.
But I daren’t complain because they’re the ones with the guns
And the bombs and the big pointy sticks.
Some Christmas this has turned out to be this year
A pox on you, my so-called true love!

Sound like totally reasonable behaviour if you ask me.


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