Pengor: Penguin of Doom

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Monday, October 27, 2003



I am now able to inform you, that after several years of training as a padowan learner, that I am now a fully fledged Jedi warrior. Unfortunately, I'm still not good enough to get a whizzy light sabre, but I have reached a degree of competence to slap foes round the head with a wet fish.

After my next Jedi exam, they'll let me move up to crabs.

May the fsssssssh be with you. Always.

posted by Pengor at Monday, October 27, 2003
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