Pengor: Penguin of Doom

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Thursday, September 25, 2003



The tests have come back. Young Lenny is indeed the spawn of my loins. It's all coming back to me now is a haze of fish juice, and it's not nice. Have you ever seen two penguins doing it? It's not a particularly pleasant experience, I can tell you for nothing, and that was with the paper bag and everything.

I dunno, I think I'm just going to buy a loads of ladies' underwear and go and live in a nunnery for a bit. I'll fit in perfectly in one of them place. Apart from all the nuclear weapons, guns and stuff. Them nuns are right dangerous, they are.


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