Pengor: Penguin of Doom

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Monday, August 11, 2003


"News for Penguins"

Fish congregate in "No Fishing" Zone --- the cunning little tinkers. Hide if you like, but your time will come!

Ten Million pounds worth of fish dumped at sea --- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Mutant fish on the rampage --- Stand back folks, I'll sort this out.

Penguins get ice lollies to cope with heatwave -- The bloody traitors. Spend a few days in a zoo and they've gone soft. A spell in the Penguins Liberation Army will sort 'em out. Slackers.

The Pittsburgh Penguins ice hockey team --- You can't fool me, most of those players aren't real penguins. You'll be telling me the Anaheim Mighty Ducks aren't real ducks, either.

posted by Pengor at Monday, August 11, 2003
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