Pengor: Penguin of Doom

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Saturday, August 09, 2003


"The Big Question"

Greetings puny humans. Today we ponder the inponderable as we tackle the one big question that is gripping the scientific, military and social circles the world over: Puffins - Are they the new penguins?

I won't beat about the bush on this one, and my analysis will be no way coloured by the fact that the little bastards can fly and I can't. Tossers. I've thought long and hard about this, weighing up the evidence of cuteness, fish eating, ability to fly, funny-shaped beaks and the ability to fly; and have come to the following conclusion.

"Don't be so fucking stupid."

Penguins are the new penguins, and anybody who says otherwise gets a slap around the face with a wet fish. And I can fly, too. Just as soon as I get my jet pack.

posted by Pengor at Saturday, August 09, 2003
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