Pengor: Penguin of Doom

Greetings puny humans. You are reading the day-to-day account of one super-intelligent penguin's attempts to take over the world and free the oppressed penguin masses. Penguin Liberation or death! Send more money and fish.

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Wednesday, July 30, 2003



I'm disgusted. I've just learned that peole who own fish and chip shops are entitled to the vote. Whatever next? People who exploit penguins by overpricing their fish with a vested interest in the status quo (an' I don't mean the rock back) entitled to vote over my future.

I bet they hang around zoos in their spare time, poking penguins with a big stick held in their greasy fat fingers.

No wonder there's a penguin revolution.

Send more chips.

posted by Pengor at Wednesday, July 30, 2003
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