Pengor: Penguin of Doom

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Monday, June 09, 2003


“Operation Antarctic Freedom II”

Well, what a blummin’ fiasco that was. Three of us turned up. Three. And Flossie had to go home because his mum didn’t want him to get cold. Still, we managed to hold the coffee morning, even if somebody forgot to bring the coffee (let’s not name names here, shall we Ives?), which was attended by an enthusiastic crowd of our unwaged and exploited penguin brethren. OK, OK, so one is not strictly a crowd, but he was enthusiastic, and even helped us with the deployment of the thermonuclear warheads. Respect, comrade.

Our next objective - free library access for penguins and world hegemony of chemcial weapons. No surrender!

posted by Pengor at Monday, June 09, 2003
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