Pengor: Penguin of Doom

Greetings puny humans. You are reading the day-to-day account of one super-intelligent penguin's attempts to take over the world and free the oppressed penguin masses. Penguin Liberation or death! Send more money and fish.

Penguin Liberation:
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Friday, June 06, 2003



Greetings to my many, many new Japanese readers. I trust you will enjoy this minor excursion into the Penguin Revolution, as much as I enjoyed my working visit to your country I took several years ago. Please send more sushi.

And while you're here... *cough* Buy stuff! *cough*

"Fish of the Week"

The Brown Trout, as nominated by TV's gorgeous Konnie Huq. A truly majestic creature that this penguin revolutionary wouldn't mind seeing a bit more of on a regular basis. The trout's not bad either.

The "Brown Trout" is also a slang word for poo, a fact which was utterly lost on the owner of the Brown Trout Fish and Chip shop in Henley-on-Thames. Funnily enough, when I visited for a packet of chips and a deep-fried Mars Bar, I found that it was shit.

posted by Pengor at Friday, June 06, 2003
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