Pengor: Penguin of Doom

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Wednesday, June 04, 2003


"Fish News"

95,000 fish delivered by truck to fishing lake. That's it. I'm moving house.

Lightning doesn't kill fish. On the other hand, I have found a 100% success rate with a deep fat fryer.

Quest to find mystery fish killer. Burp.

More penguins found dead. Police searching for penguin serial killer, neighbours report "noisy argument over fish."

And now the weather forecast for fish. Cold and wet, as usual, with a 30% chance of getting eaten by a penguin around teatime.

posted by Pengor at Wednesday, June 04, 2003
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