Pengor: Penguin of Doom

Greetings puny humans. You are reading the day-to-day account of one super-intelligent penguin's attempts to take over the world and free the oppressed penguin masses. Penguin Liberation or death! Send more money and fish.

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Tuesday, June 24, 2003



Little cheese squares on sticks. What in the name of rotten fish is that all about? Little cheese squares on sticks with a little slice of pineapple. That's just wrong. And what's your so-called Tony Blair going to do about it? Nothing, that's what. That's why the Penguin Liberation Army (Officials) exists, to rid the world of wanky bollocks like this. Peer pressure, non-cooperation with the oppressor, confidence building measures. These are all weapons in our arsenal. Oh, and three hundred gallons of Sarin nerve agent from those jolly nice Aum Shinrikyo people. Respect.

posted by Pengor at Tuesday, June 24, 2003
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