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Thursday, April 10, 2003

 

"Whales"

I watched with some apprehension a TV documentary about how killer whales hunt penguins. Apparently, they force them into shallow water where my penguin comrades are unable to use their greater agility to escape. CRUNCH. Punks.

They'll be laughing out the other side of their big fat toothy faces when they come up against me and a rocket launcher. Then we'll see who's boss. I couldn't help but notice that is was that bloody David Attenborough again, gleefully revelling in the slaughter of the penguin innocents. Now he's in my little red book twice, and I've added his brother because neither Gandhi nor Cry Freedom had penguins in them. Serves him right, runs in the family, y'know.

posted by Pengor at Thursday, April 10, 2003
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