Pengor: Penguin of Doom

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Friday, April 04, 2003



Today's shopping list, for the busy penguin revolutionary about town:

* Fish
* Twelve pack of toilet rolls (MUST be Andrex)
* Chips
* Fish
* Twenty-seven tins of pilchards
* A pair of panties (a present for an ...err... friend)
* Cat litter for Fang
* Fish
* Thirty-six AK-47 assault rifles, 10,000 rounds of 7.62mm short ammunition, grenade launchers, mortars and an armoured personnel carrier
* A Mars Bar

Oh yes, and some fish.

Today's first-against-the-wall-come-the-glorious-day: Jamie "Fat Tongued Mockney Twunt" Oliver.

posted by Pengor at Friday, April 04, 2003
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