Pengor: Penguin of Doom

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Friday, April 18, 2003



It's hard work trying to take over the world. This time tomorrow I shall be sitting on a beach drinking fish cocktails and topping up my tan. But I can assure you that it won't be all play, oh no! This is what is known as a "fact finding mission", where I shall be discovering how Penguin Revolution can be achieved in the Caribbean.

"Ah!" I hear you say, "There are no oppressed penguins in the Caribbean."

That is because the battle for Penguin Liberation has already been fought and won there. If I happen to run into any formerly oppressed penguins between the villa and the beach, I shall ask them how they did it. I shall also scour the Club Class lounge on the flight over, just to be on the safe side.

Pip pip, puny humans!

posted by Pengor at Friday, April 18, 2003
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