Pengor: Penguin of Doom

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Thursday, April 03, 2003



Fish. Did I ever tell you how much I like fish? Fish are great. Fish. Fish. Fish. Fish Fishity-fish-fish. If I could have a job as say, a fisherman, or better still, a fish tester, I wouldn't be the moderately evil, power-crazed mad penguin that I am now. Fish. Fish fisssssh. Even the word "fish" sounds great. Fi-ish.

Oooh, I love fish.

Except for Michael Fish, who'll be the first against the wall come the Glorious Day. You can tell he's not a real fish. Where's his gills for starters?

Fish. Fish. Fish. Fish. Fishy-wishy-wishy-fish. God I'm starving.

posted by Pengor at Thursday, April 03, 2003
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