Pengor: Penguin of Doom

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Wednesday, April 09, 2003

 

"Beak"

A penguin is staying in a top class hotel. One evening he walks into the hotel restaurant and orders fish. After that, he orders more fish, then more and more, until he's eaten the restaurant right out of fish. Finally, he sees the waiter walking towards him, expecting some sort of payment for the evening's fishy feast. Unfortunately, being a penguin of limited means, he's not got any money.

"That'll be three hundred pounds, please sir," says the waiter.

This proud penguin freedom fighter is unfazed and replies, "Put it on my bill."

Boom and indeed, tish!

posted by Pengor at Wednesday, April 09, 2003
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