Pengor: Penguin of Doom

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Monday, April 14, 2003


"Axis of Evil"

That's it. I've had enough of being Mr Nice Penguin. The gloves are off. Today, I announce the Axis of Evil, people who have stood in the way of Penguin Liberation and desrve to be slapped in the face with a wet fish. So, when you feel someone pecking at your ankles, don't come running to me andsay you weren't warned:

* Mac Fisheries
* Captain Birdseye and his alter ego, Uncle Albert from Only Fools and Horses
* Ronald McDonald, for that crime against the fishy art - the Fillet-o-Fish.
* Boutros Boutros Ghali
* TV's Gloria Hunniford
* The guy who works down the chip shop who swears he's Elvis

Remember: War for oil = bad. War for fish = good. The people of Iceland had the right idea. A war over fish! How rare.

posted by Pengor at Monday, April 14, 2003
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