Pengor: Penguin of Doom

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Monday, March 31, 2003


"The Wages of Sin"

I knew I shouldn't have eaten those manky sardines. The entire Penguin Liberation Front (Officials) were laid low for the entire weekend with the gallopping shits, which would have rendered us completely useless had The Glorious Day turned up on either Saturday or Sunday. That's the last time I rip off hooky gear. It's fish and chips all the way for me from now on. And mushy peas.

Next on the Hit List: Steve Irwin, that mentallist crocodile hunter bloke. One minute it's colossal, scaly man-eating (heh) reptiles left over from the dinosaur era, the next thing you know he'll be stamping on defenceless penguins. Irwin, I've got your number.

posted by Pengor at Monday, March 31, 2003
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