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Saturday, March 29, 2003

 

"Strike Hard, Strike Fast"

Greetings, puny humans. The first blow for Penguin Liberation landed on an unsuspecting public today, comrades! The entire Penguin Liberation Army (Officials) managed to liberate an entire tin of sardines from our local Tescos without paying for it!!! Now that's what I call anarchy! The free citizens of penguin-kind will eat well tonight! The first blow is struck! Vive la revolution! Today a past-its-sell-by-date tin of sardines, tomorrow, that bastard Rolf Harris's head on a plate! Animal Hospital, my arse. Animal Fascist Torture Chamber, more like.

OK officer, I'll come quietly.

posted by Pengor at Saturday, March 29, 2003
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